Quote your favorite lines from this episode here.

Carmela hangs up the phone on Wegler while Tony is standing in the kitchen

Tony: What'd that fag want?

Carmela: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that?

Tony: Can I help it if I know one when I see one?

Carmela: Oh really? What are the signs? Education? Culture?

Tony: Suckin' a guy's cock usually tips me off.

Paulie: "Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbour"

Chris: "Can you believe there's a dog groomer there? In case someone needs a snack"

Tony B: "West Cauwell, west Cauwell, West Caldwell

"Fear knocked at the door, faith answered, there was no one there."-Chrissy

"You like this so much let me ask you a question. Why do pissing, shitting, and fucking all happen within a two inch radius?"-Paulie
"Everybody asks that Paulie theres no answer for it."-Chrissy
"They're all sources of pleasure though."-Vito
"Get the fuck outta here!"-Paulie

"From now on whenever anybody steps in shit it will be known as a 'Blundetto'!"-Silvio