Quote your favorite lines from this episode here.

First: Carmela to Janice, "Tony is not a vindictive person." LOLOLOL

Second: Tony to Janice, "I don't like that story (about his mother and father), it makes it look like we have a disfunctional family."

Janice to Bobby, "If you have hollow-points in anything, get rid of them!"

Carmela: (singing) "Love hurts..."

Really, the entire drunken evening, culminating with Carmela flicking the little green house from Tony's cheek. Frightening and hilarious all at the same time.

Bobby: The Parker Brothers took the time to make this all uo, and I think we need to respect that.
Janice: Fuck the Parker Brothers, just play the game!

Bobby: This is bullshit! How about I make my own fucking rules. How ‘bout every time I land on one my own properties, I get one-hundred dollars! How ‘bout that?
Tony (Imitating Bobby): How ‘bout that? How ‘bout that?

The entire Monopoly scene was so unnerving and tense, and you could tell from the look on Bobby’s face that something big was coming the entire time. But it was also just too funny!

"Tony is not a vindictive man."

"Take the yellow ribbons down, everybody. Our boy's come home." - Paulie

"A german shepherd's shaved a-hole took first prize." - Tony

"Under da boardwalk, wid his schlong in Jan's mout''" - Tony

"That never even happened and anyway, it's not for public consumption" - Tony

"Because it makes us look like a f'n dysfunctional family" - Tony

"Happy Birthday." - Carm, when she finishes blowing Tony.

I'm paraphrasing here: "I saw the look in your eyes when I beat up so-and-so in front of PizzaWorld. You were blown away."

Anybody else think it was entirely intentional that at the very start of the show, just before the "2004" screen cuts to the scene between Tony and Johnny Sac, Tony's line of dialogue is "Alright, let's not go backwards here, huh?"

I thought that was a little piece of clever editing, that Tony doesn't want to go backwards with John, while we, as an audience watching a flashback, are forced to do just that.