The Chase Lounge

One of the funniest lines in the entire series, imo, was in ep. #76, "Cold Stones".

When Tony wanders into the back room at Satriale's and sees the freshly aerated body of Fat Dom on the work table, a guiltful Carlo sheepishly tells Tony "Sil hit him first."

Junior- a chinese immigrant is having trouble seeing so he goes to see his doctor. The doctor says "You have cataract" and the chinaman says "no, I drive a Rincoln"

Bobby- *stares blankly*

Junior- What? You don't get it?"

Bobby- I get it, he drives a lincoln...what?"
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When tony is at the country club and Janice and Ritchie show up and tony has a talk with ritchie and tony starts yelling at him. Then at the end of the conversation...

Tony-...and dont give me those fuckin' Manson lamps, either!

"He has no f*ckin conception." - Sylvio when Paulie is babbling in 4.9. Hehe... Uh... Perspective?

Tony to Artie re Adrianna:

"You could have hair like fucking Casey Kasem and it wouldn't matter".....LOL

Johnny Boy: "Jesus, you're like this albacore around my neck"

Tony asks his favorite rhetorical question:" What happened to Gary Cooper..."

Sil, shrugging, "He died"

Chris from the back seat: "He was a fag, Gary Coopah?"



Tony, after one of AJ's outbursts: "Dis is fuckin' demoralizin'"

Prof hit some of the Best and Funniest... but you could reprint all of the scripts and then simply delete a few lines here and there.

There were a phenomenal amount of fantastic lines of dialogue.

One that hit me during a recent re-watching of "Johnny Cakes" was Phil Leotardo saying to Tony: "I gotta be frank." He is Frank!

Still love Silvio's rant at Bevilaqua in the "Executive Game" about the Cheese.

"Leave the cheese where it is, I happen to very much cheese around my feet. Sometimes I sleep with provolone in my socks at night, the smell reminds me of your sister's crotch."

Adrianna : 'You said she had a nice ass!'

Christopher: 'I was trying to say something positive!!'

Christopher : "Fear knocked on the door. faith answered. There was no-one there"