I loved Junior's comments after his operation, many moons ago


"I'm not a cat, I don't shit in a box!"

later in the same scene...

"did you hear me now with my balls? Who could eat?!"


Fantastic delivery, the good old Junior of old!

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Season 03 Episode 09 "The Telltale Moozadell"

Tony to Carmela: Meadow still here?

CS: Jackie, Jr. took her to the city to see Aida.

TS: "I EAT HER?"

CS: It's the Elton John musical on Broadway.

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Season 3 - Another Toothpick

Tony, after just getting pulled over by a cop for speeding. The cop comes over to the window, and Tony, with a grin on his face:

" Just got new shoes, soles are a little heavy"

Cop : " Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Tony: "Yeah, Why don't you and your wife have dinner, on me, then you can tell HER about it!"

Classic T. Has that grin on his face the whole time........

Pretty much anything Silvio ever says but here's two random ones from Season 5 which I have been watching recently.
From "Two Tonys" All the guys out to dinner with their goomars, scene starts with Silvio cleaning his tie.
Silvio: This friggin olive oil. The food's drenched, that's the reason it happend!

"Irregular around the margins" after Chris comes into the bing with his gun to come after Tony and is subdued. Sil with megaphone in his hand.
Silvio: It's all over. Everybody, enjoy the evening. Unhappy customer.

"The Sopranos: Calling All Cars (#4.11)" (2002)

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You know, there's this Russian woman. She told

me something that's very true. She said, only here, in America, do we expect

to be happy. I mean this woman, she had a terrible leg disease since she was

9. She was dirt poor. She's getting on with her life. I mean, over here, we

come and we bitch to shrinks. I mean, what the fuck?


Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Well, part of that may be true. But, who said that after

getting out of the dirt and the poverty, do we have to stop looking for pain

and truth?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Pain and truth? Come on, I'm a fat

fucking crook from New Jersey.