Quote your favorite lines from this episode here.

Chris made a new word, unless I head him wrong.

"Im fuckin ostrifized".

Paulie - What are you watching your cholestrohl now too...

"The truth is, this therapy is a jerk-off, you know it and I know it" - Tony

"She takes after you she won't be out of fourth grade by then. Of course by that time, she'll be working here so who give a shit." - Paulie

"when I was a child I had a fever.. my hand felt just like two balloons..." -T

Chris: "When am I getting paid Paulie"

Paulie: "When you suck the money out of my ass!"

Without a doubt this exchange:

Tony: Why don't you go out and get a blowjob?
AJ: I don't want a blowjob.
Tony: Keep your voice down.
AJ: Why? Who's out there listening?

Carmela enters the room.

AJ [falling back on the bed in disbelief]: Oh fuck me!

I'm still LMAO!

Elizabeth, that was pricless wasn't it?!

FlyOnMelfisWall wrote:Without a doubt this exchange:

Tony: Why don't you go out and get a blowjob?
AJ: I don't want a blowjob.
Tony: Keep your voice down.
AJ: Why? Who's out there listening?

Carmela enters the room.

AJ [falling back on the bed in disbelief]: Oh fuck me!

I'm still LMAO!

Hilarious!

And I loved Tony describing AJ as laying on the couch in the "fetus position".

Tony: How's Rutgers?

Jason Gervasi: Did you see those envelopes!

Jason Parisi: Majoring in cash; minoring in ass.