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by Goliath55
Paulie: "how bout that Cuban missile crisis, cocksuckers flew four nuclear warheads into Cuba, pointed them right at us
Chris: "That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit"
Paulie: "Better be not any rubles in there"
Paulie: "We're not lost. Stop getting cunty"
Paulie: "Fuck it. Let's just go. Squirrels will eat him anyway"
Paulie: "I lost my shoe"
Paulie: "You're not going believe this, guy killed 16 czechoslovakians, guy was an interior decorator.
Chris: "His house looked like shit"
Paulie: "What are you going to do? Eat ketchup packs?
Chris: "We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers"
Paulie: "And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans but I didn't"
Chris: "I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucker!"
"I use the technique of positive visualization. How come I always feel undermined?"